Horoscopes

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FOR THE WEEK OF OCTOBER 7TH

ARIES:It's one thing to hit your vape outside Benson, but leave the pen at home. The La Parilla workers can definitely tell your eyes are red. 

TAURUS: You’re caught up in all the good things and disregarded the red flags. Take a hint it’s time to move on.

GEMINI:Take one night off of drinking this week. Welcome Weekend is over and your parents will be disappointed if you don't pass your Intro to Psychology class. 

CANCER: Don’t cut bangs, it's never worth it. Unless you think you’ll look good, then do it. 

LEO: Fyi, posting on fizz regularly will not produce lasting fame. Good on you for trying though. 

VIRGO: I know you want what’s best for your friend but what’s best for you?

LIBRA: For better or worse the first person you see in a Pokemon t-shirt and sneakers that’s your one true love.

SCORPIO: Smile less. 

SAGITTARIUS: You should be worried about opening your bag of chips in the library. Everyone is looking at you.

CAPRICORN: That big opportunity you’re looking for is coming! Lock in now to make it come true!

AQUARIUS: It's time to wash your sheets, your roommate is too nice to tell you that you smell. 

PISCES: Beware of potholes and buttons on jackets… you don't want what happened last time to happen again.